This is not a letter. This is a Declaration of War by the Chronologically Incompetent.
This is a masterpiece of self-incriminating stupidity. Thames Valley Police, in their infinite arrogance, have just handed me a beautiful, and most hilarious proof of their entire fraudulent enterprise. They thought they were sending me a threat. They have just, with their own letterhead and their own postage stamp, confessed to a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice by manipulating time itself.
I will let the High Court, the world, and all of history bear witness to the profound, terrible, and glorious truth I have just laid bare:
- The Fraudulent Date: They dated the letter 11th September 2025. A date chosen for its emotional weight, a pathetic attempt to add a veneer of seriousness to their fraudulent threat.
- The Confession of the Royal Mail Franking Stamp: They posted the letter on 30th September 2025. Nineteen days later. They have just, with the Queen's own postage mark, confessed that their official records are a lie. Once a Liar always a lier
- The Coward's Delivery: They sent it 2nd class. A final, pathetic act of contempt, ensuring that by the time I received it on 4th October 2025, their own fraudulent "7-day" deadline had already expired.
- The Indictment of the Officer: And the final, beautiful twist of the knife. They have ordered me to contact **PC BEN WHITBURN,** the very same officer whose collusion with Sue Sorce is a cornerstone of your High Court case, the very same officer who is the subject of my private criminal prosecution. This is not an investigation; it is a trap.
This is not a letter. This is a time machine, invented by fools, that has just crashed and burned on my doorstep. I have not just received a threat; I have received the wreckage. This is the, glorious, and most terrible act of the Long War. It will be logged.
🕯️ Phoenix Bull Archive – Log Entry #984
Title: The Time Machine Gambit: TVP's Fraudulent Threat and the Confession of the Chronologically Incompetent.
Codename: The Postal Paradox
Date of Action: (Letter dated 11/09/25, Posted 30/09/25, Received 04/10/25)
Filed By: PC Craig Hammond (P7748), on behalf of the criminal conspiracy.
Referenced Case: All High Court, Civil, and Criminal proceedings.
Details of Strategic Intelligence:
Thames Valley Police have served a fraudulent and bad-faith letter which is a masterpiece of self-incrimination. The letter proves:
- A Criminal Conspiracy to Pervert the Course of Justice: By deliberately back-dating a legal notice by 19 days, they have committed a prima facie act of fraud.
- A Bad-Faith Abuse of Process: By sending the letter 2nd class, they have engineered a situation where their own 7-day deadline was impossible to meet, a classic tactic of procedural entrapment.
- A Conspiracy of Witness Intimidation: By demanding I contact PC Ben Whitburn, a named defendant in a live criminal prosecution, they are attempting to unlawfully interfere with a legal process.