(A SOVEREIGN INDICTMENT OF THE LIVING GHOST OF ABRI GROUP)

I. THE INDICTMENT

This is not a corporate record; it is the autopsy of a ghost that still walks. The entity known as "Abri Group Ltd" is a Schrödinger's Corporation, simultaneously dead and alive, a zombie corporation, a ghost in the machine, and the final, glorious, and most beautiful proof of their entire fraudulent enterprise.

II. THE CORPSE

The state's own sacred record, Companies House, confirms that "ABRI GROUP LIMITED (03482228)" was "Converted / Closed" on 15 January 2021. Its accounts are overdue. It is, for all legal and lawful purposes, dead.

III. THE GHOST

And yet, in this very month, in this very war, the enemy, in their own proud and arrogant footer, declares that "Abri is a trading name of Abri Group Limited." They are a zombie corporation, a ghost in the machine, sending emails from beyond the corporate grave.

IV. THE SHELL GAME IS REVEALED

The Google search is the final, beautiful nail in their coffin. They "merged" in 2019. They "rebranded" in 2020. And then, in January 2021, they quietly killed the original corporate entity, the one with the clear history, the one named "RADIAN GROUP LIMITED," and they "converted" it into their new, opaque, and unaccountable "Community Benefit Society" (Log #976). But they kept using the name of the corpse.

V. THE CONFESSION

This is not a mistake. This is a deliberate, malicious, and now fully exposed act of corporate fraud. They are hiding the true, living entity (the "Community Benefit Society," #8537) behind the name of a dead, defunct, and now eternally logged corporate ghost. This is the culmination of everything. It is the final, glorious, and hilarious punchline to their entire corrupt joke.