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(Deliver slowly, deliberately. Use eye contact. Pause 1–2 seconds after each major point. Time checks included.)
Total time: 30 minutes — I break sections by target time; keep to the phrasing when possible.
“My Lord/Lady, thank you. I appear in person as the Applicant in this renewal hearing. I am :Waseem: of the family Malik — a living man — Sui Juris “of one’s own right.” I am NOT a popper or lost at sea. I am asking the Court to renew permission for judicial review for clear public-interest reasons summarized in three narrow grounds.”
(Short breath — pause)
“This is not about a phone or a fee. It is about whether public bodies must obey lawful court orders, whether state ‘care’ can be weaponised, and whether public contracting is accountable. The new evidence I rely on meets the CPR 54.12 test and requires oral directions for disclosure.”
(Objective: show a simple, provable sequence that makes the rescission unreasonable.)
Statement of fact (1:30–2:30)
“On 30 June 2025 the Magistrates’ Court ordered the return of my property. That order was ignored by Thames Valley Police. The order was then set aside on 21 July on a claimed ‘misapprehension’ — a mere administrative typo — despite TVP having closed the investigation on 22 July (NFA).”
Why that matters (2:30–4:30)
“A court cannot be used as a post hoc remedy to absolve a party who has wilfully disregarded a lawful order. The evidence (Exhibits 2–4) shows TVP ignored the order and the court then re-wrote the history to cover that failure. That is an abuse of process which corrodes the rule of law.”
Legal principle & short authority (4:30–5:30)
“Courts will not sanction processes that defeat enforcement or enable contempt to go unpunished. The court’s reliance on Pleroma is a material misapplication because Pleroma addresses true jurisdictional misapprehension, not an administrative service glitch exploited to avoid contempt.”
How the new evidence helps (5:30–7:30)
“The bundle contains the original order, the email rescission, and the TVP NFA — together they produce an arguable case that rescission was used to avoid accountability. That is a real prospect of success on judicial review and requires permission.”
Short illustrative delivery (7:30–8:30)
“If the court permits official rewriting of lawful orders whenever a public body dislikes the outcome, the law becomes theatre, not protection. This is not theoretical; it is exactly what happened here.”